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No, not a chance
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How has Donald Trump turned the Taylor Swift endorsement into a win for him?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?
Still no good.
No go.
So they tried
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
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